CONFESSIONS OF A BOOKWORM Those empty shelves. High time you stacked them, top to bottom, with the childhood fictions that print the hidden truth about you closer than your shadow. Put them on display. They�ve waited too many years, perfect bound in crates and boxes for a removal van that never comes. I�m all eyes, invisible girl. I�ll let you read my forthcoming Booker prize flop for one peek at the uncut mysteries of Nancy Drew, and your complete Famous Five collection, with the cine-film of you camped on the desert island at the foot of your garden, imaginary dog in tow, while crooks knocked Uncle Quentin�s block off. You solved the mystery on your space hopper, flattening guilty rose bushes, extracting thorns with pliers until they confessed. So start loading. Let�s see how much weight the shelves can take. |